
ARIES: Godamm, I said I didn’t like you I’ll never notice you go away. THIS DOESN’T COUNT AS NOTICING, PEASANT.
TAURUS: Look, I don’t like you. I like that other girl that sells slushies near the school. If I buy you a slushie could we remain normal friends?
GEMINI:
I’m only gonna break- break your break- break your heartLook, kouhai, I’m willing to give you a chance. But it’s not guaranteed that I’ll stay :)CANCER: Oh, uh, I don’t know, if you really like me then, uh… I don’t know okay? *blushes* Why do you like meeee
LEO: I’m way too good for you *flips hair*
(Source: derpastrology)